Stinky feet

 While getting ready this morning, Damon climbed up to the sink, pulled off his socks, stuck his feet under the water, and said, "seeky fee."

Then later he locked himself in the master bedroom.  I never got the memo that the new bedroom locks require turning, not just pushing something in the hole.  O.o  So after twenty minutes of trying to get him out, I was crying because he wouldn't respond to me at all.  Little stinker was actually standing right inside the door, quiet as a mouse, with a scowl on his face.